function comicText() {
var date = new Date();
var year = date.getFullYear();

document.write("<center><i>All content is &#169; 2004 - " + year + " Michelle Zastrow & Matthew Summers.  Do not redistribute, direct link, or modify any images, clipart, or anything else.<br>We have dragons and we know how to use them.  Really.  They sneeze fire and chirp a lot.</i></center>");
}

function fanartText() {
var date = new Date();
var year = date.getFullYear();

document.write("<center><i>Tales of the Traveling Gnome is &#169; 2004 - " + year + " Michelle Zastrow & Matthew Summers.  Contributing artists retain rights to their images.  Thanks for the donated pictures!!</i></center>");
}